The President Preposition emitted one short snicker before he said to the Viscount Verb, “I would like TO SEE you try TO FORM the infinitive without me.”
… “And now for your latest act of stupidity,” Was admonished the Viscount Verb, “you have decided to annoy the President Preposition, the word To, who forms the infinitive with EVERY SINGLE VERB. You fool! The infinitive is the basic form of every verb. The infinitive gives each of us life. The preposition To is our life force.”
Oh Writer, the Viscount Verb thought, no wonder the confrontation with the President Preposition had left him immobilised—drained.
