“Preposterous!” exclaimed Exclamation Mark. “The idea of a Slang word in Grammar is preposterous!”
“Hear! Hear!” Full Stop exclaimed in a similar fashion. “We can always rely on you to be sensible.”
Comma ground her teeth. That was preposterous! Exclamation Mark spent half of his life out of breath from excessive hyperventilating and, the other half, sensationalising the news.
